Now you can wear Kim Kardashian's butt on your head!

(TheMOCBrand.com)

We know you’re just surfing the Interwebs at work looking for Christmas presents right now.

It’s OK — we get it.

But, might we suggest a hot new gift for that special someone on your list? Have you ever considered purchasing a Kim Kardashian butt beanie? No?

Well, it’s a real thing that is now available for purchase and we just … can’t.

That’s right, Kim’s #BreakTheInternet butt pose has now been embroidered onto a knit hat, sweater, polo and T-shirt for someone (who?) to buy.

There are no words.

While we have you here, a question: Is this real life or The Matrix? Because, no. Just no.

(Papermag.com)