Vincent J. Wade wasdriving under the influence of alcohol when he rammed into a CrownFried Chicken building and then took off his clothes and masturbated.
Wade was filmed while he stood by hisdamaged car stark naked and pleasured himself.
Huffington Post reports:
A video taken at the scene shows a completely naked Wade, who appeared to be choking his own chicken right next to the wreckage.
According to the police report:
“After the accident, the male operator exited the vehicle and began removing his clothing and yelling. He then attempted to drive off; however, someone was able to remove the keys and hold them until police arrived.”
Despite being naked and only 400 feet from an elementary school, Philly Mag reports that Wade was charged with driving under the influence, not indecent exposure or public lewdness. Wade was released from jail after posting a $500 bond, according to Philly.com
The man who shot the video told Philly Mag that Wade appeared to be pleasuring himself.
“Oh, he was most definitely making himself feel happy,” the onlooker said.
Thankfully, no one was hurt in the crash, and the chicken-cock-pie enthusiast did only minimal damage to the restaurant.
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